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* July 11th 1975 in Kassel Writing | Directing| Acting was born as the son of a car salesman (Fiat). Joined the bumm film 1999 after two unsuccessful years of studying acting in order to get rich and famous. Since then he works as writer, actor and the guy wearing false teeth. Co-creator and living model of „Bernd the bread“. Is an aesthete. Loves cats and violent computer games.

The following questionnaire is based on appropriate templates by Marcel Proust, Sigmund Freud and Max Frisch.

Why do you work for the bumm film?

It‘s a long story including sausages, Shakespeare and a train ride to Erfurt.

What is your main motivation?

Cat o‘nine tails.

What relationship do you have with Bernd, Briegel and Chili?

I hate them! They‘re pure evil! And I am their servant! WahahahahahahaHA!

Which performance are you especially proud of?

That I can tie shoelaces. And that I work as a writer although I‘m weak in spelling.

As a child you wanted to be...?

A pirate. Plundering and a bottle full of rum...

What do you think of when you think of Bernd?

Destiny, just why?

What is your best way to relax?

Absinth and smoking a good cigar.

What means a sore temptation to you?

Absinth and smoking a good cigar.

What is your best spontaneous purchase?

My Laptop. It‘s green and I can play HL2 with it.

What is the best you can cook?

Instant food, Sushi (however looking quite bizarre)

Who would you like to do a swap with with pleasure?

Marilyn Manson

What has been your biggest mistake so far?

A lot of.

On which program do you stop to zap from one chanel to another?

I never stop, I always zap.

From which program do you prefer to zap away?

From everyone! Just trash everywhere!

Is there anything about yourself you don‘t like?

Myself.

What would be your last meal?

French Fries with ketchup and mayonaise with a 38er police special and ammo.